Tyler, 31

Wirehaired Founder · Intake 2026-08-21 · Pending rehabilitation

Pre-revenue. Post-humility. Would love to get your feedback on something.

Behavioral assessment

• — Pivots when startled.
• — Calls every dinner a "working dinner." Does not pay for it.
• — Responds to his name, and to "disruption."
• — Wakes at 4:45 a.m. and needs you to know about it.

Good with

• Dogs
• Children
• Other humans
• Unsupervised internet access

Intake notes

Tyler was surrendered by three co-founders in a single, surprisingly amicable email. He arrived with a hoodie, a standing desk, and a pitch deck he has asked every member of our staff to "just take a quick look at." Tyler is warm, relentlessly optimistic, and incapable of eating a sandwich without describing it as a platform. He is in a structured program and has now gone nine days without using the word "ecosystem" about a lunch order. Tyler rehomes best with a household that will ask how the company is doing, and then — crucially — let him answer only once.