Jess, 36

Long-Distance Pointer · Intake 2026-07-28 · Available

Will tell you her splits. You did not ask about her splits.

Behavioral assessment

• — Requires two walks a day, minimum, and logs both.
• — Carbo-loads recreationally.
• — Wears a watch that has never once been used to tell the time.
• — Sets up the foam roller in your living room without asking.

Good with

• Dogs
• Children
• Other humans
• Unsupervised internet access

Intake notes

Jess came to us mid-run and has, technically, not stopped. She was surrendered by a household that loved her dearly but could no longer hear about the hamstring. Jess is healthy, cheerful, and fueled almost entirely by electrolyte powder and the approval of strangers online. She responds well to encouragement, poorly to hills, and very poorly to the suggestion that a 10K is "basically a marathon." Jess rehomes best with a household that will let her put the little oval sticker on the car.