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Doug, 47
Unfinished Deck Hound · Intake 2026-05-19 · Available
Started a deck in 2019. The deck is doing fine, he says.
Behavioral assessment
- — Owns every tool. Has used several of them.
- — Makes three trips to the hardware store per project, minimum.
- — Says "I could build that" about furniture he will not build.
- — Watches renovation videos at full volume, at 1 a.m.
Good with
- Dogs
- Children
- Other humans
- Unsupervised internet access
Intake notes
Doug was surrendered along with a half-tiled bathroom, a shed with no door, and a deck that has been "about eighty percent done" since before any of our staff were hired. He is handy, earnest, and genuinely gifted at the first three weekends of anything. Doug does not abandon projects; Doug simply has a great many projects in progress at once. With structure, a finish date written somewhere visible, and a household that stops asking about the deck, Doug rehabilitates wonderfully.
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