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Denise, 52
Spreadsheet Spaniel · Intake 2026-06-11 · Available
Has already made a shared itinerary for your weekend. It has tabs.
Behavioral assessment
- — Color-codes under stress. Also when calm.
- — Will not go on a walk that has not been scheduled.
- — Brought a laminated packing list to intake.
- — Guards the group chat. Do not let it go quiet.
Good with
- Dogs
- Children
- Other humans
- Unsupervised internet access
Intake notes
Denise was found at a regional airport, three hours early, holding boarding passes for eleven people who had not asked her to come. Our staff attempted to process her, and she very kindly redid our intake form. Denise is loyal, organized, and deeply alarmed by the phrase "let's just see how we feel." She has never once lost a reservation, a receipt, or an argument about a reservation. Denise will thrive with a household that lets her run the calendar and remembers to thank her for the calendar.
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