Courtney, 27

Houseplant Setter · Intake 2026-09-04 · Pending rehabilitation

Has 43 plants. Knows all their names. Does not know yours yet.

Behavioral assessment

• — Cannot walk past a garden center. Physically cannot.
• — Speaks to the fiddle-leaf fig in a voice she does not use with people.
• — Rearranges furniture to follow the light.
• — Surrendered with dependents. All of them need misting.

Good with

• Dogs
• Children
• Other humans
• Unsupervised internet access

Intake notes

Courtney was surrendered with a rolling cart, a humidifier, and forty-three potted dependents, each with a name and a documented watering schedule. She arrived gently, settled by the window, and asked which direction the building faced. Courtney is calm, nurturing, and quietly devastated by overwatering. Our team is working on her habit of describing every room as "needing something green." She will thrive in a household with south-facing windows and a firm, loving limit on shelf space.