Kevin, 29

Miniature Podcaster · Intake 2026-08-02 · Available

Extremely vocal. Will explain your own opinion back to you.

Behavioral assessment

— Surrendered by an ex-partner, who described him as "a lot."
— Requires daily enrichment or becomes destructive to group chats.
— Has not yet been broken of the phrase "actually, studies show."
— Crates poorly. Escapes into your DMs.

Good with

Dogs
Children
Other humans
Unsupervised internet access

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Intake notes

Kevin was surrendered with a microphone, a ring light, and 340 unedited hours of himself. Our behavioral team assessed him as highly intelligent and entirely untrained. Kevin does not interrupt out of malice; Kevin interrupts because silence frightens him. He is making real progress and has gone as long as eleven consecutive minutes without saying the word "framework." Kevin will thrive with a firm, loving household that owns a mute button.

Kevin is fictional.
These dogs are not.

Every one of them is waiting at a real shelter right now.