Brenda, 41

Longhaired Van Lifer · Intake 2026-06-30 · Available

Cannot be contained by a lease, a mortgage, or a dinner reservation.

Behavioral assessment

• — Recall is poor. Comes back eventually, usually with a story.
• — Sheds glitter. Everywhere. Permanently.
• — Bonded pair — will not be rehomed without her sourdough starter.
• — Has strong feelings about your water intake.

Good with

• Dogs
• Children
• Other humans
• Unsupervised internet access

Intake notes

Brenda was found living independently in a converted Sprinter outside a national park, thriving, and genuinely confused about why anyone had come to collect her. She is affectionate, wildly capable, and allergic to the phrase "so where do you see yourself in five years." Brenda does not need saving so much as she needs a household that will not attempt to schedule her. She rehomes best with people who own a spare key they will never get back.