Kevin, 29

Miniature Podcaster · Intake 2026-08-02 · Available

Extremely vocal. Will explain your own opinion back to you.

Behavioral assessment

• — Surrendered by an ex-partner, who described him as "a lot."
• — Requires daily enrichment or becomes destructive to group chats.
• — Has not yet been broken of the phrase "actually, studies show."
• — Crates poorly. Escapes into your DMs.

Good with

• Dogs
• Children
• Other humans
• Unsupervised internet access

Intake notes

Kevin was surrendered with a microphone, a ring light, and 340 unedited hours of himself. Our behavioral team assessed him as highly intelligent and entirely untrained. Kevin does not interrupt out of malice; Kevin interrupts because silence frightens him. He is making real progress and has gone as long as eleven consecutive minutes without saying the word "framework." Kevin will thrive with a firm, loving household that owns a mute button.